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Njoy Pure Wand 5

Njoy Pure Wand

I have been coveting an NJoy Pure Wand ever since I saw Nina Hartley’s “Guide to Female Ejaculation” [my review] when Anna Mills squirts copious amounts of girl cum while using this ultimate G-spot wonder toy.  Before that, I had squirted on occasion but wasn’t in control of my G-spot...

Alumina Revolve Dildo 1

Alumina Revolve Dildo

The Alumina Revolve Dildo is a fantastic idea.  What is it?  Well, it is a double-ended dildo made from aeronautical-grade aluminum that is anodized so it will not corrode or wear.  These cool dildos screw apart in the middle so you can attach either end to another dildo in the...

Don Wand Melon Crank Glass Dildo 1

Don Wand Melon Crank Glass Dildo

Crank up your G-spot with this “Melon Crank” Glass Juicer (dildo) by Don Wands. I have been eye-balling glass juicer type dildos (also known as glass cranks or spinner sex toys) for quite a while with interest.  These toys are designed to be quite a bit shorter than regular glass...

The Siamese by Simply Blown 1

The Siamese by Simply Blown

Glass sex toys are about the sexiest adult toys on the market, and Simply Blown makes the sexiest erotic creations out of glass in the industry.  I’m not kidding.  Take a look at these beauties (the whole line of Simply Blown is here)! But, that wasn’t what Scott Slagerman, the...

Why Every Woman Should Own a Glass Dildo 1

Why Every Woman Should Own a Glass Dildo

Every woman should have a glass dildo as part of her sex toy collection.  If the Hitachi is the Cadillac of sex toys, then glass dildos the Porsches: sleek, modern and uber sexy.  In fact they are so beautiful; you could display them on your mantel piece as an object...

Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms 1

Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms

I saw this lovely ceramic dildo a while back and just had to have one it is so beautiful.  It is the Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms a design-centric studio in the Netherlands that creates unique objects d-art.  This dildo (the only one Oooms makes) was commissioned by the Dutch...

Lovemoiselle Aveline 1

Lovemoiselle Aveline

Ceramic dildos are nothing new.  According to Wikipedia, “Dildos in one form or another have been present in society throughout history”, the oldest one known, a 28,000 year old “sculpted and polished phallus” made from siltstone found in a German cave.  From the same time period, the earliest known ceramic...

The NobEssence Delve 1

The NobEssence Delve

The Delve by NobEssence When I think of a natural or green sex toy, the most obvious material that comes to mind is wood.  Wood is just so earthy.  A seed is planted and with nutrients, water and sunshine, becomes a beautiful tree.  How more green can you get than...

Luxury Crystal Glass Dildos by Shiri Zinn 13

Luxury Crystal Glass Dildos by Shiri Zinn

© Swarovski Glass Range – Amber Piece by www.Shiri Zinn.com This is the last of my luxury sex toy reviews for this year.  Of course, no luxury sex toy list would be complete without something by Shiri Zinn. In the world of sex toys there are luxury pleasure objects like...

The Sugar Silicone Dildo by Soju 13

The Sugar Silicone Dildo by Soju

“Sugah… ah, Honey, Honey… You are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you!” The Sugar silicone dildo by Soju (a new manufacturer of affordable luxury sex toys) is one of those sexy toys that once you see it you can’t help but want it.  While browsing all the...

The Strangest Weird Sex Toys 7

The Strangest Weird Sex Toys

During the past month I have reviewed seven weird, strange, bizarre, repulsive, offensive and blasphemous sex toys as part of an ongoing series on Weird Sex Toys. So here they all are together,listed from stranger to strangest, just in time for Halloween so you can freak your friend’s and lover’s...

Alien Lover Dildo 4

Alien Lover Dildo

So here we come to the 7th and last weird sex toy review in my Strange Sex Toys Indeed series.  I’m actually sad to see it end, as I had so much fun checking out these bizarre sex toys during the past few weeks.  But, alas… Here is the Alien...

Obama wins Good Head Award! 5

Obama wins Good Head Award!

Weird Sex Toy Month continues… with the Obama Dildo. US President Barrack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize and blows up the moon on the same day! “Early Friday morning, it was announced by the Nobel Foundation that America’s first black president, Barack Obama, has won the Nobel Peace Prize. As...

Tentacle Dildo by Whipspider 4

Tentacle Dildo by Whipspider

Okay!  Weird toys month continues with only three sex toys left.  What will they be? When I first got the Tentacle Dildo made by Whipspider Rubberworks, a bunch of sex toy artisans based in Maine, I thought it was the weirdest sex toy I had ever seen.  In retrospect, it...

Incubus Dildo 7

Incubus Dildo

Okay it is Freaky Friday and I have another weirder, than weird sex toy review for you!  This evil looking tool is called the Incubus Dildo, but I have nicknamed it the Beast.  Why?  Because it is on serious motherfucker! So you all know the mythical legends of the Incubus. ...

Dragon Tongue Dildo 8

Dragon Tongue Dildo

So.  It is weird toy month, and to continue on with the theme, I have a few more very strange sex toys indeed this week for review.  The first is the fabulous phantasmagoria Dragon’s Tongue by Bad Dragon (www.bad-dragon.com). Bad Dragon is a US company with a workshop in Arizona...

Timber Wolf Dildo 11

Timber Wolf Dildo

Strange Sex Toys – Timber Wolf Dildo Now that the lazy, hazy “dog” days of summer have come and gone, it is time to get down to some serious reviewing.  And, luckily, I am as horny as a bitch in heat.  This is the second review in my “Strange Sex...

Jackhammer Jesus 12

Jackhammer Jesus

Welcome to the first review of my Strange Toys Indeed Series When you review sex toys as much as I do, you tend to become a bit jaded with the same-old stuff.  So, I’m always on the look-out for cool, new, innovation, and sometimes strange sex toys.  So for the...

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The G-Spot Girl’s Resource Guide

Last month I reviewed several G-spot “tools” as part of an ongoing series on G-spot exploration.  So here are the best of the best of G-spot sex toys and resources as well as my mini reviews and recommendations to help you become an expert on your G-spot. Happy Ejaculating! Female...

Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo by Adam & Eve 0

Crystal Crescent Glass Dildo by Adam & Eve

I always thought glass sex toys were beautiful, but before I ever tried one I was very skeptical about how they would feel. I mean, glass is hard right? How could something so hard and inflexible feel good in my soft, delicate (okay maybe not so delicate) vagina? Well, it...