Pump it Up: Nipple & Clit Pump Reviews

 Fetish Fantasy Extreme Auto-VAC Nipple Pumps

Okay, today we are going to take a look at two different pumps and how they work and compare.  First we have the Fetish Fantasy Extreme Auto-VAC Nipple Pumps and second the Extreme Clit N’ Tit Power Pump, both available at PinkCherry.com and both by manufacturer Pipedreams.

I want to say that both pumps worked well and had uber suction.  However, I liked both and found hindrances with both, for different reasons.

Fetish Fantasy Extreme Auto-VAC Nipple Pumps

The FF Extreme Auto-Vac Nipple Pumps works perfectly for what it is designed for: nipple pumping.  I’ve used other breast pumps before which were really awkward to use by yourself, and well just sucked, but not in the literal sense.  They were crap!  And, I’ve used vacuum cupping sets which were easy to use and awesome.  However, I was still looking for a pump system that was specifically designed for nipples and could also be used for clit pumping as well.

As a nipple pump, these are fucking rad! They have an auto-vacuum setting that I thought would surely fail, but it surprised me by working much better than I expected.  Turn on the power for suction, pop the plastic cups on your nipples and whoa, get ready for some heavy duty suction!  These suckers suck, and yes literally, in a good way.  Very freaking powerful.

I tried keeping the suction going for a minute, but had to stop, as the sensation got extreme.  However, the good thing as when you stop the vacuum, the cups keep the pressure and your nipples remain pumped up and big inside the tubes.  I kept these on for over five minutes and am sure I could keep them on quite long if doing a scene.

The cups are 1 1/2″ diameter so fairly large, even for large nipples.  They suck up the nipple, areola and any other breast tissue they cover, so for small nipples, it can really make them big.  The cups are 3″ in length, so with continued use or on very large, long nipples, you could suck them up to 3″ in length (Godzilla nipples anyone?).  So they are perfect if you just want to make your nipples larger and more perky over time (and I have seen other people do this with just the bulb type nipple suckers before when used consistently, ie: daily).

What is best about them is the sensation of course, at least for me.  I love breast/nipple play and suction, so these really get me off.  And, I do like a bit of pain as well, which if you use a lot of suction with these, they will provide.

For clit pumping, it is a bit more difficult to get them to work, unless you got two clits handy, because the suction cups won’t work individually.  However, that is easy to fix.  Put one on your nipple, arm, belly (where-ever) and the other on your clit and suck away.  Again, amazing suction and much more extreme sensation.  I let my partner use it on me this way and allowed him to decide how long to use the suction as I squirmed, and mmm’d and ahhh’d and oh fuck, oh yeah, OMG, please stop, don’t stop, until I just couldn’t take any more.  And, it really pumped up my clit (like what you see in those extreme pumping flics on XXX tubes).  Yowza! (Godzilla clit much?)

Once you remove the cups, depending on how much suction you used and how long you kept them on, the pumping (swollen nips/clit) effect lasts for about 1/2 hour.  Again, with daily practice, you could make this more permanent, if you were so inclined.

This product is made out of plastic and has PVC black stretch tubing.  They take 3 AA batteries (sold separately).  The controller has an easy on/off switch with a release valve to remove suction and to easily remove them from the nipples.

Extreme Clit N’ Tit Power Pump

As the name suggests, this pump was designed for both nipples and clit.  It only has one suction cup, so you can’t do two nipples at once.  Like the pump above, this pump also has extreme sucking ability (but only without the weird jelly attachment on the end).

This pump has the motor part with two control buttons (on/off), plastic pump tube (11″ in length) and weird jelly suction, tongue flickering thing attachment on the end.

I was really skeptical about how well the jelly suction thingy would work on this device and for good reason.  It didn’t really.  Well, the first time I tried it on my clit, it DID work.  It sucked well and the vibrating part made the tongue flickering thing actually lick my clit high speed.  I was like, “Oh, wow!”  Then it stopped sucking and flickering and I was like, “Oh, fuck! Piss me off.”

I tried it several times with the clit flicker and each time it kind of seized up on me and stopped working.  So I remove the damn thing and used the tube without it.  Which worked very well, but hurt a bit, because there is no coating around the edge of the plastic which makes it “feel” sharp.  Its too bad it doesn’t have a ridge of silicone or something soft around the edge, like male penis pumps do.  Then this toy, despite the creepy jelly clit flicker fail thing would have still been awesome.

So, it works without the clit flicker thing and occasionally with it.  I would have loved this if the clit flicker thing had of worked better (which means this needs a more powerful motor) and if it were made of body-safe materials like silicone, instead of smelly jelly.  I would have even loved it without the clit flicker altogether, if the plastic tube had a ring of something soft on the edge.

Alas, I didn’t love it, although I didn’t hate it.  But all in all, the FF Extreme Auto-Vac Nipple Pumps worked much better than the Extreme Clit N’ Tit Power Pump.  So, if you are looking for EXTREME suction that works, go with the Auto-Vac Nipple Pumps which is also almost 1/2 the price of the Clit N’ Tit Power Pump.

So, there you are.