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On My Dirty Knees Porn Review

On My Dirty Knees (2009)
Studio: Vivid-alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Violet Skye, Vin Vericose, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Daniel Wylde

I have seen many films by Eon McKai in the past including Art School Sluts, the Kill Girl Kill Series 1-3, Neu Wave Hookers and Girls Lie.  I understand what it is McKai is trying to do with his films, which is to subvert mainstream with his own altporn aesthetic, yet many of the afore mentioned are only window dressing for otherwise formulaic gonzo.  However, “On My Dirty Knees” starring Andy San Dimas is the film that McKai has been aspiring make and he does so fantastically.

The film is stylized as a DIY docu-porn and is a semi-biographical / mainly fictional tale of a beauty-school drop-out (Andy San Dimas) who fucks her way out of small town suburbia, using porn as her get-out-of-monotony-free card.  Most of the scenes feature Andy with two appearances by Violet Skye.  The sex is raw, grungy and seriously hot.

Scene 1- Andy San Dimas & Vin Vericose

Andy gets it on with real-life lover Vin Vericose as they enjoy a midnight make-out session in various locations including an overpass over a busy freeway and a behind-the-store parking lot. The lighting is harsh and has an edgy, voyeuristic feel which greatly enhances the scene.  Andy does a great job gobbling Vin’s massive cock like it is her only reason to live.  Vin picks her up easily and man-handles her waif-like body as if she were a doll, then he fucks her silly from behind.  The couple has intense natural chemistry together and their enthusiasm feels real.

Scene 2- Violet Skye & Dane Cross

Violet Skye finds herself crashing reluctantly on her gauche geeky ex’s couch, Dane Cross.  Dane is hot in a shy, nerdy way and the awkward banter between the two set the scene, which builds up to a great amount of sexual tension and by the time they start making-out on the moth-eaten couch, I’m about ready to rip both their clothes off.  The sex is raunchy and I love their awkward groping like two virgins fumbling towards ecstasy.  The camera is shaky, hand-held and feels like a private home-movie adding to the docu-porn style of the scene.

Scene 3- Andy San Dimas & Alex Gonz

Next Andy shows up at a party wearing dark sunglasses in a very dark room, spreads her legs on a couch and lets Alex Gonz eat her out in front of a bunch of blasé girls who would rather watch cartoons on the TV.  The scene heats up as Andy and Alex take it into a sleazy bathroom and perform crazy positions while Andy screams bloody murder in a frantic fuck that is close to agony.  They end up drenched in sweat and then Andy gags on Alex’s cock while he chokes her which is pretty hot.  Gotta love sleazy bathrooms, furious sweaty fucking and a bit of nasty choking.  At least it seems that Andy does.

Violet Skye & Daniel

Violet’s claim to fame in the film is a Micro Fame Fucker with alt-porn star Daniel.  Daniel is super and he gives Violet a serious fucking.  Violet’s enthusiasm is a bit lacking, but the editing here features many jump-cuts, so it is hard to keep a perspective on continuity.  Daniel is fabulous as always, and I can’t blame Violet for choosing him as her 1st porn fuck, as he rocks and fucks like a stallion.

Andy San Dimas & Alec Knight

This scene is totally fucked.  It features Alec Knight doing a POV shoot with Andy in a creepy warehouse, as if she is auditioning for the lead role of “Dirty Filthy Trailer Trash Whores”.  Andy seems to be really high on Ecstasy or something and blabs non-stop which gets really weird as she takes dirty porn talk to a whole new level.  The camera-work is awesome and the edits cut from Alec’s POVs to McKai’s scene shots, making it feel very voyeuristic and gritty.  Despite Andy’s non-stop chatter, she is very sexy in this scene as she crawls around on the floor—on her dirty knees, of course.  She is a nasty little cock-sucking nymphet and plays it up well for the camera.  If you are into POV porn, you will probably like this scene a lot.

“On My Dirty Knees” is McKai’s best work by far.  I love the docu-porn, edgy style he uses that makes you feel like you are sneaking into a sleazy old stag-house to watch bad B-porn fuck flicks.  Andy San Dimas rocks as a wanna-be porn star who is fucking her way to the top of the alt-porn genre.  I look forward to more like this from both of them.

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