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Are Realistic Sex Dolls for You?

My Job in the Sex Toy Industry I have worked in the sex toy industry for over 10 years, and during that time the idea of owning a realistic sex doll has crossed my mind.  And, I don’t mean a $20 bubble-head blow up doll, but a realistic silicone doll,...

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Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Dildo Review

Frankenstein Dildo Review Perfect for Halloween!  Here is my review of the Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Dildo, a monster cock that will make you SCREAM with horror and delight!  I guess this would fit under “Strange Sex Toy” reviews, with the other really weird toys I have reviewed in the past....

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STR8cam Lube – The lube that looks and feels like cum

From the website Str8camlube.com: ‘STR8cam Lube is a hybrid lube that looks and feels like cum.  It’s water based, white and creamy, and feels unlike any other lubrication available.  With STR8cam Lube you get the best of both worlds.  Lube that lasts long like silicone and cleans up easily like water....

Attack of the Killer Clams-Love Honeys Sqweel 6

Attack of the Killer Clams-Love Honeys Sqweel

When the review’s representative from Love Honey contacted me announcing the launch of a “brand new sex toy” that was so hush-hush that they wouldn’t even tell me what the product would be except that it was a “revolution in orgasms”, well my curiosity was indeed piqued.  When the Sqweel...

The Strangest Weird Sex Toys 7

The Strangest Weird Sex Toys

During the past month I have reviewed seven weird, strange, bizarre, repulsive, offensive and blasphemous sex toys as part of an ongoing series on Weird Sex Toys. So here they all are together,listed from stranger to strangest, just in time for Halloween so you can freak your friend’s and lover’s...

Alien Lover Dildo 4

Alien Lover Dildo

So here we come to the 7th and last weird sex toy review in my Strange Sex Toys Indeed series.  I’m actually sad to see it end, as I had so much fun checking out these bizarre sex toys during the past few weeks.  But, alas… Here is the Alien...

Obama wins Good Head Award! 5

Obama wins Good Head Award!

Weird Sex Toy Month continues… with the Obama Dildo. US President Barrack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize and blows up the moon on the same day! “Early Friday morning, it was announced by the Nobel Foundation that America’s first black president, Barack Obama, has won the Nobel Peace Prize. As...

Tentacle Dildo by Whipspider 4

Tentacle Dildo by Whipspider

Okay!  Weird toys month continues with only three sex toys left.  What will they be? When I first got the Tentacle Dildo made by Whipspider Rubberworks, a bunch of sex toy artisans based in Maine, I thought it was the weirdest sex toy I had ever seen.  In retrospect, it...

Incubus Dildo 7

Incubus Dildo

Okay it is Freaky Friday and I have another weirder, than weird sex toy review for you!  This evil looking tool is called the Incubus Dildo, but I have nicknamed it the Beast.  Why?  Because it is on serious motherfucker! So you all know the mythical legends of the Incubus. ...

Dragon Tongue Dildo 8

Dragon Tongue Dildo

So.  It is weird toy month, and to continue on with the theme, I have a few more very strange sex toys indeed this week for review.  The first is the fabulous phantasmagoria Dragon’s Tongue by Bad Dragon (www.bad-dragon.com). Bad Dragon is a US company with a workshop in Arizona...

One Finger Medical 3

One Finger Medical

“When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best Something Funny and Sarcastic” Cerebral Itch is a politically incorrect company makes hilarious products like t-shirts, greeting cards, wine labels and magnets.  When I saw their “One Finger Medical” cards and t-shirt, I just had to order one of each to...

Ice Rack 9

Ice Rack

It’s Party Time! This review is late, so I apologize.  I meant to put this up during the summer, but my friend who took photos of it never sent me the photos, so I’ve been waiting for them.  I still haven’t gotten them, so on with the review, better late...

Timber Wolf Dildo 11

Timber Wolf Dildo

Strange Sex Toys – Timber Wolf Dildo Now that the lazy, hazy “dog” days of summer have come and gone, it is time to get down to some serious reviewing.  And, luckily, I am as horny as a bitch in heat.  This is the second review in my “Strange Sex...

Jackhammer Jesus 12

Jackhammer Jesus

Welcome to the first review of my Strange Toys Indeed Series When you review sex toys as much as I do, you tend to become a bit jaded with the same-old stuff.  So, I’m always on the look-out for cool, new, innovation, and sometimes strange sex toys.  So for the...