Sex Toys: The Strange, the Bad and the Ugly
Within the last week, sex bloggers have been posting various lists of scary, crappy, strange, ugly and all around BAD sex toys. The ones NOT to buy.
“So busy discussing what sex toys and adult toys are good that some of us forget to make lists of those vibrators, dildos, and other sex toys we should avoid. This is a financial thing, a performance thing, and a general dislike thing. Yes, it is a thing, the wrench in myism.
Here are the top ten toys that made my Shameful Sex Toys List:
Here are a few of their cool alternatives:
See my review of the Miracle Massager.
So I had some tome to kill and came up with my own list of BIZARRE SEX TOYS:
Okay, so I know a few people I can give this to.
This is a bouncing ball with a dildo. Well, this would certainly add some excitement to my Pilates routine.
3. The Titan Dildo measures 12in in circumference, 3.5in in width and 17in in length from top to bottom. ’nuff said.
I think I saw the horse that they made the mold from this one on Sable Island.
5. The Pogo Stick Fucking Machine
Hey, I’ll try anything once???
Finally, a healthy alternative to phthalates!
For the man in your life who has too many tools? Or perhaps he is a tool?
Is that like Vlad, but kinkier?
Not sure if I like the idea of my sex toys talking back to me. Down girl… Crack!
And, I used to hate vacuuming!
What can I say? I was bored.