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Monsieur Dubois Wooden Dildo Review & Contest

Today I am reviewing a very beautiful and unique product, the Monsieur Dubois Wooden Dildo by MonsieurDubois.Net.  But, first, here is how you can win one of your own.

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  1. Leave us comment on this page telling us you want to Win the Monsieur Dubois Wooden Dildo. You have to do this one to win, and be willing to send us your address so we can send you your prize if you win.  The other ways to enter below will give you 1 extra entry, and while not mandatory, we truly appreciate your support!
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Monsieur Dubois Wooden Dildo Review


Every once in a while, a product comes across my desk that blows my mind (in a very good way).  The Wooden Dildo by Monsieur Dubois is just one of those sex toys.  Hand-made in the Gaspé of Quebec, Canada, this extraordinary wooden dildo is of the highest quality and craftsmanship.  It is simply outstanding!

M. Dubois, inspired by nature and the origins of the objects of pleasure (the world’s oldest dildo is made of a stag’s antler), is the creator of these beautiful phallic objets d’art.  A cabinetmaker and designer by trade, Dubois chooses only the best quality hardwoods grown naturally and locally from FSC-certified (Forest Stewardship Council) forests in Quebec: Birch, Cherry, Walnut and Maple.

While the shape of each dildo is consistent, each hardwood dildo is lovingly carved and smoothed by hand, unique with exquisite grains and polished to an ultra smooth finish.  The dildos are then coated five times with a Polyurethane acrylic to give them a hard, abrasion and water-resistant, durable glass-like coating, with no risk of deterioration under normal conditions and use.  In other words, fine for your vagina, the coating will withstand moisture, is body-safe and will not hold bacteria.  Simply wash after use with mild soap and water and pat dry with a soft cloth.

These dildos are not only beautiful to look at and hold, but are also perfectly designed for pleasurable penetration as an instrument of ecstasy. The dildos feature a phallic head to aid in penetration, with three pleasure swells upon the shaft, giving them a distinctly feminine curved silhouette.  Measuring 9.5” in length and 1.75” diameter, this dildo has enough length and girth to satisfy most.

Special Edition

The dildo I received is a special edition, made of Birdseye Maple—one of the rarest woods with a distinctive pattern of swirling eyes amid smooth lines of grain. M. Dubios explains on their website that “Birdseye Maple is not a variety or species of Maple, but rather a phenomenon that occurs within several kinds of timber due to an unknown cause.”  It is found most abundant around the North American Great Lakes, close to Quebec. Prized by woodworkers worldwide, Birdseye is extremely valuable and usually several times the cost of regular hardwood.

Beautifully Packaged


I was not only blown away by the dildo itself, which is admirable, but also the packaging.  The dildo arrives in a gorgeous hardwood jewel-box for safe keeping, also beautifully crafted.  Both the dildo and the box feature the M. DuBois signature embossed with a handwritten script, making this piece a “signature” luxury object.  Also included is a soft padded satin pouch to keep your hardwood dildo in.

As an added bonus, each hardwood Monsieur Dubois piece comes with handmade wooden “love dice” with lover’s in various Kama Sutra positions, for a special added touch.  Love these little dice!  Very cool.

MonsieurDubois.Net has generously donated one of their stunning hand-crafted hardwood dildos to our “Green Sex Toy Month” contest, for one of you to win.

Enter to win by commenting below.

Good luck!

(Contest open to adult 18+ in the continental US and Canada)

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40 Responses

  1. Liz Borden says:

    I would like to win the Monsieur Dubois wooden dildo and pledge to eliminate toxic ingredients from household and garden products.

    Go Green!

  2. Brynn says:

    I’d LOVE to Win the Monsieur Dubois Wooden Dildo!!
    It looks super amazing, and the pkging is amazing

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  3. Lucidity says:

    I would love to win the Monsieur Dubois wooden dildo. It’s insanely beautiful

  4. Lucidity says:

    I pledge to use canvas bags that I bring to the store instead of plastic.

  5. Spencer E. says:

    I would like to win the Monsieur Dubois!

  6. Lucidity says:

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  7. angelovelvis says:

    I would love to win the wood woody Mr Dildo.

  8. Stngraygrl says:

    I would love to win the M-DuBois dildo. Already like you on face book and I pledge to use reusable bags at the grocery store.

  9. Stngraygrl says:

    I would love to win the M. DuBois dildo. I already am a fan on facebook, and I pledge to use reusable bags to do my grocery shopping.

  10. Inky Ink says:

    Wow, these is such a nice piece of craftmanship! This would be amazing to own!

  11. Inky Ink says:

    I pledge to increase the amount of reusuable bags I use for my everyday life.

  12. I want to Win the Monsieur Dubois Wooden Dildo!

  13. MistressKay says:

    I want to win one because, well, they’re gorgeous! Look at them! They’re like a piece of art in themselves!

  14. MistressKay says:

    I have friended Pop My Cherry Toys on Facebook. 🙂

  15. Gabrielle says:

    I would love to win one of these! Liked both pages on facebook. Pledged on billion acts of green page.

  16. J Elizabeth says:

    Gorgeous. I’d love to win this one.

  17. Raven Quince says:

    Whoa! Yes, I want this. Yes, yes, yes! Please. Yes.

  18. Raven Quince says:

    My green commitment means choosing locally grown food over imported food when available. Supports local farmers and reduces transportation (fuel consumption, greenhouse gases etc.)

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  20. Frisky Franny says:

    I would LOVE to win this! So gorgeous!
    I already use cloth/canvas bags AND have a garden that’s ready to sprout any second now, so I pledge to buy more foods locally and support local farmer’s markets.
    I’ve ‘liked’ you on FB and I follow you on Twitter.

  21. Atrophia says:

    This looks interesting. I’d like to win it and try it out.

  22. Adriana says:

    I have no wood! I need to win!

  23. I pledge to recycle all of my sex toy packaging

  24. I liked PopMyCherry and M-DuBois on Facebook as Lucid Obsession

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  30. macho99 says:

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