Janines Pirates Rocket Vibrator

When I saw that Babeland was offering these cute tattooed vibrators for review, based on characters from the Pirates adult film [my review], I knew I just had to have one.  Babeland has both the Janine version and the Jesse Jane version of the vibe.  I chose the Janine’s Pirates Rocket Vibrator because I liked the colors better, and because she’s such a bad motherfucker in the film, even though Jesse Jane is uber sexy.  If you haven’t seen the scene in the film that won them the Best Lesbian Scene ev’a, then you better click the link above and get the movie.  Seriously hot!

Okay, so on to the vibe.  Well, what I liked about the vibe was the novelty (collector’s) aspect of the design.  Someday, I hope my weird collection of sex toys will be worth something, and if not, at least unusual conversational pieces.  That is exactly what Janine’s Pirate Rocket vibe is: an unusual sex toy.  This is due to the pretty pirate “tattoos” printed over the length of the vibe.  I’m a lover of tattoos having seven myself (maybe someday I’ll show you) and so that was an immediate draw for me.  I remember this girl I went to art school with who had an anchor tattoo on her inner wrist, just like a real sailor tattoo.  I thought it was so hot having a very masculine tattoo on an otherwise very feminine (gothy) girl.  Serious crush…

This vibe is 6 ½” insertable length x 1 ¼” circumference, about average size.  It is made of ABS plastic so has a velvety coating that feels nice to the touch.  I thought the vibrator would be about average, as the vibe itself looks like any old plastic vibe (without the tats and gems at the hilt), but I was wrong.  It has three speeds and three vibration patterns: continuous, pulsate, and undulating all accessed via one push button control that you can cycle through.  So, much more than I was initially expecting.  Not bad!  It is much more powerful than classic vibes of this type.

Although this rocket may not fly me to the stars, it is powerful enough to reach orgasm when used on the clitoris, and feels okay for penetration.  It is not a G-spot vibe, but it would work adequately for those who enjoy deeper penetration.

All in all, seriously cute vibe to add to my collection, especially when I am feeling frisky and want to pirate-up!  Ahoy matey, looks like there are stormy seas ahead!

Thank you to Babeland for allowing me to review the Janine Pirates Rocket Vibrator!  Also, while you are there check out their cute little Pirate’s Pendant Vibes.  And, don’t forget to check out the Pirates adult film.  Pirate themed fetish party anyone?