Ducky Vibrator Review

How long have I been coveting a vibrating Duckie?  Imagining all the fun ways I would play with it, like take it for a swim in the Public Gardens where the other ducks swim and throw out popcorn out for all to enjoy.  Or secretly in my bathtub–no-one the wiser–as my discreet Duckie and I vibrate together blissfully.  I must admit I am a sucker for vibrators that impersonate toys; or toys that impersonate vibrators.  I’m not quite sure which my Duckie is, but I guess you could say it is both.

Now, I didn’t get the elegant Paris Duckie or the naughty Bondage Duckie.  No.  It was the plain Jane yellow Duckie for me.  Why?  Because it is so incognito; the perfect undercover secret sex toy that sits sublimely on your tub, waiting for you to come and play.  Besides: it really is so plain Jane that you can have a lot of fun dressing it up in creative disguises, so it is the perfect toy to really personalize.  I could easily dress it in a top hat, mustache and tuxedo jacket and turn my plain Jane into a dapper Dandy Boy Duckie as well.  That’s the nice thing about the plain yellow Duckie is that s/he defies gender and can be anything you want them to be.  Or perhaps you’d like to create a Warhol-inspired collage?

Now as fun as Duckie is to dress up and take out to the park, s/he has a few quirks I wasn’t so fond of.  First of all s/he can’t swim.  I know.  A duck that can’t swim-simply ridiculous!  Well s/he is waterproof and sort of half-floats, but if you are not careful s/he can roll face first in the bath water and drown.  Second, although Duckie’s vibes are fairly powerful and multi-speed, that power doesn’t resonate to the right areas which are the nose or tail, the only places that would make for suitable clitoral stimulators.  Where it does resonate best is the hard, flat plastic bottom which is neither comfortably shaped to fit the vulva, nor comfortable material, ie: hard plastic.  So although my Duckie is cute and funny, discreet and quiet (s/he really doesn’t complain a lot), s/he is more of a novelty toy, than a super-fantastic orgasm stimulator.

Sorry Duckie, we had some great times and I do promise to take you to visit the Ducks at the Public Gardens in the spring (once I find a toy boat so s/he don’t drown), but, I’m afraid this relationship is never going to amount to anything more than a couple of laughs.

Thank you to Babeland for sending me my Duckie for review.  If you’d like to get your own Paris Duckie, they are on sale now at Babeland, along with many other sexcellent toys.