Sex Doll Rescue Floating Down River
Image not from this news story
Okay, folks. Here’s why you don’t want to try this at home.
“A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.
The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are “not recognised flotation devices’’.
Police and a State Emergency Services crew were called to the rescue when the woman and a man, both 19, struck trouble at Warrandyte North about 4.30pm yesterday.
They were floating down the river on two inflatable dolls and had just passed the Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman lost her toy in turbulent water…
The rescued pair were checked by ambulance officers but did not require medical attention.
‘‘The fate of the inflatable dolls is unknown,’’ said Senior Constable Wilson.”
—the Age
The image is not from this story, seriously? Is floating sex dolls down the river a popular fetish these days? 🙂
Actually, the image is from an event in Russia, where they float sex dolls down a river as a weird sport…