How to Put on a Faux-Cock Harness in the Dark
Welcome to my first review as a Cal Exotics Certified Sexpert! Yes, I’m certifiable, that is for sure. Today I am reviewing a cool Glow-in-the-Dark Life-Likes™ 2-Piece Harness from California Exotics.
Have you ever had the problem with fumbling around in the dark trying to put your faux cock on? Or even worse, maybe you got it on, but can’t find the hot spot that you want to dive your cock into? Well, the Glow-in-the-Dark 2-Piece Harness takes care of both those problems.
1. The Glo-Rider Dong glows in the dark so you can see it when you are putting it on. No more embarrassing fumbling in the dark, as you try to look sexy (in the dark that is) and attach your pseudo-cock. I know, it happens all the time to me too!
2. The harness is very simple. No buckles or belts, or snaps to try to assemble (in the dark – or if you are very confident, with the lights on!). The harness is made from supple leather and fully adjustable as it stretches to fit (most sizes). So, you just pull it on like a jock strap, or pair of underwear. Seriously simple. The only thing you could possibly do wrong (in the dark that is) is put it on backwards, and who knows, that could be an adventure in itself.
3. The Glo-Rider Dong fits easily into the large “O” Ring at the front (no, not the back, silly!) of the harness and has a flanged base so it stays in place (Thanks Goodness, I wouldn’t want it getting lost…). You can actually slide it on with your eyes closed it is that easy, but luckily for you, the Glo-Rider glows in the dark, so open your eyes, and it is even easier. Please Note: You do need to be a little bit prepared and expose your Glo-Rider to a light source for a bit, so it will glow.
4. Once you have faux cock and harness in place, it glows like a night light to guide you to that hot spot you’ve been waiting to drive your cock into, so no worries about poking out someone’s eye with it, or choosing the wrong hole. (Man! I hate when that happens!)
5. Then just sit back, and relax, as you and your partner enjoy the ride!
So, the Glow-in-the-Dark 2-Piece Harness is pretty cool. The harness is very comfortable, and features “Non-tarnishing premium hardware” which is “Lead Free Nickel plated brass”. Also, like I said, it is super stretchy and the band of elastic is very wide (2” width), which makes it uber-comfy. The harness also features soft suede on the back of the pelvic harness piece, leather in the front and the O-Ring has a 2 ½” diameter, so will fit most faux cocks out there unless they are gi-normous (and in that case, I don’t want to see the hole it fits, e-hem…).
The Glo-Rider dong is made of Thermoplastic Elastomers (TPE), which is a class of polymers, the characteristics of which mimic many of those of Silicone – hygienic, soft, pliable, durable, non-porous, and phthalate free, as well as recyclable. It is soft, yet firm and flexible, so a very good material for a faux cock (or if you prefer dildo, dong, pseudo-penis, fake wang, bang your gong). It does smell a bit when you first take it out of its bag, rather like rubber, which I found pretty strong. Once you wash it with toy cleaner, the smell is less evident. The dong is also 6 ½” in length (6” insertable), so a fairly good size for most people. It also has a nice G-spot curve, which is excellent at hitting the sweet spot (even in the dark). And, of course the best part—it glows in the dark, so you don’t have to look like a fool when trying to put on your strap on.
Get Your Glow-in-the-Dark 2-Piece Harness today so you are no longer embarrassed by putting your Faux-Cock on in the dark!
This item was provided free of charge to PopMyCherryReview.com by California Exotic Novelties in exchange for the review. This has not altered the honest opinions of the product, which are written in this article.
