Alien Lover Dildo

So here we come to the 7^th and last weird sex toy review in my Strange Sex Toys Indeed series.  I’m actually sad to see it end, as I had so much fun checking out these bizarre sex toys during the past few weeks.  But, alas…

Here is the Alien Lover Dildo sent to me by the charming folks at Blowfish.  The Alien is the least strange of all the weird sex toys I have tried, but the most functional.  Much less intimidating than a Timber Wolf Replica dildo and a Jackhammer Jesus, the Alien Lover would be just as at home in anyone’s bedroom.

The Alien Lover measures 6” in length and is almost 2” thick, so hardly threatening in size.  She is a soft pearlescent bloodless alabaster and looks more like a ghost than an alien.  So, I’ve christened her Casper the Friendly Ghost of an Alien Lover.   She is made of excellent quality silicone (the kind that smells so good you want to eat it!) so is perfectly body-safe and non-porous.  Casper features a gentle S-Curve and nice bulbous head, which makes her ideal for G-spot or P-spot stimulation.  She has a flared base so can be used for anal play as well as used in a strap-on harness.

Her “face” consists of four small bumps and her back is ridged, both of which work to give added stimulation.  Best of all, she glows in the dark, so she’s easy to find when the lights go out and you are ready to get down to some freaky alien solo or partnered sex.  She is even cooler and creepier if you strap her on and wear her to a fetish night where they have black lights.  Boy does she glow!  No-one will know what is coming at them!

The Alien Lover is fairly sleek, so only needs a bit of water-based lube for insertion.  She feels absolutely amazing once her bulbous head pops inside of you.  While you can use her facing up or down, I preferred her facing down with the ridges rubbing against my G-spot.  Although you could use her for full insertion, I enjoyed her most a few inches inside where she could work my G-spot to copious orgasms and squirting.  And, this dildo is very talented in accomplishing that!

So, if you are looking for a strange sex toy that is not too weird or threatening, this is the toy for you.  Perfect for Halloween that is fast approaching, or fetish nights, the Alien Lover is a phenomenon that is sure to cause a sensation!

Check out the Alien Lover Dildo at Blowfish, where they have many other wonderfully unique and luxury sex toys for your perusal.